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Make Me Laugh

Just a place to tell some one liners.

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  • What do you call a pig that knows Karate?

    A Pork Chop.

    Thank You, I'll be here all night. cool

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    • What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

      A stick.

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      • Ed: The same bike tries to run me down every day.


        Fred: Sounds like a vicious cycle…

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        • Hal: How did you get hit on the head with a book?


          Sal: I only have my shelf to blame.

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          • Why should you save your pennies?


            It makes good cents.

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            • What do you call a penguin in the desert?


              Lost

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              • What did the left eye say to the right eye?

                Between you and me, something smells.

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                • How does the solar system organize a party?

                  They planet!

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                  • Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards?


                    He was just going through a stage.

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                    • What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

                      Frostbite!

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                      • Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town?

                        One was a salted!

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                        • What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

                          A meltdown!

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