Make Me Laugh
Just a place to tell some one liners.
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What do you call a pig that knows Karate?
A Pork Chop.
Thank You, I'll be here all night.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.
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Ed: The same bike tries to run me down every day.
Fred: Sounds like a vicious cycle…0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
Hal: How did you get hit on the head with a book?
Sal: I only have my shelf to blame.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
Why should you save your pennies?
It makes good cents.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
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How does the solar system organize a party?
They planet!
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Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
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Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town?
One was a salted!
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What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
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